I watch the films and I’m like ‘How have you done this?! Gimli looks so small compared to Legolas and Aragorn.’
Gimli: “What’s happening out there?”
Legolas: “Shall I describe it to you? Or would you like me to find you a box?”
Legolas: Final count…42.
Gimli: Forty-two? Whoa. That’s not bad for a pointy-eared Elvish princeling. I myself am sitting pretty on 43.
Gimli: He was already dead.
Legolas: He was twitching.
Gimli: He was twitching because I’ve got my ax embedded in his nervous system!